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So P says, “Mom, I got perfect in Math”. I was like (surprised), “Really?” Then he says, “Yes! They even made me stand up and my classmates clapped. We also clapped for those who made one or two mistakes.” I was still surprised—“So you didn’t get anything wrong in your math exam?” He said, “Yes, Mom, I got (with emphasis here) PERFECT. But my friend B, he got 37 right and 8 wrong, so he was only a *clapper*.”
Hahahahahaha! P’s so funny talaga.
Here is his report card. Check out where he (still) needs improvement.