THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

I got this post from an egroup and I found it really funny… HAPPY MOTHERS’ DAY TO ALL THE GREAT MOMS OUT THERE!

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.


****There is no access to fast food.

****Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

****The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE

*****The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

*****They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

*****The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

*****The last man wins… only if… he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment’s notice.

*****if the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again or the next 18-25 years.. eventually earning the right to be called

******************** “Mother” ********************

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